Friday, 27 August 2010

Mental note No. 357

If you are going to get away with an afternoon nap without your partner finding out, it is not sufficient to make the bed again afterwards. You should also turn over the pillow so the pool of drool you woke up in cannot be seen.

Mental Note no. 358
I have been informed that it is also courteous to drool on your own pillow and not your boyfriends.

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